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Dr. Cox is getting ready for baby #2&lt;br /&gt;2. J.D. finds out his girlfriend is pregnant&lt;br /&gt;3. Turk and Carla are having a second baby, and in some wierd misguided "young-people-use-the-internet" thing, NBC let fans &lt;a href="http://www.nbc.com/Scrubs/scrubs_baby/index.shtml"&gt;choose the name&lt;/a&gt;. That might not be the best; just ask &lt;a href="http://www.givemeaname.com/voting.php"&gt;Sunshine Megatron&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can see a &lt;a href="http://video.nbc.com/v/?linkId=46477"&gt;preview&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;only&lt;/span&gt; at NBC, since (in another we don't get the internet move), they won't allow videos on YouTube or DailyMotion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now it may just be me, but don't dying shows just keep adding new characters? I know they're babies, but this doesn't bode well for one of my favorite comedies. That, and the Thursday night slot against Grey's Anatomy and CSI. I mean, nobody watches those shows...</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/11/scrubs-is-back.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-116489544520798581</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-30T06:04:05.346-08:00</atom:updated><title>Friends in 90-seconds</title><description>"The one in which everything happens"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MYTJooXcG6g"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MYTJooXcG6g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Or 9 seconds a season...doesn't look like they missed anything though.</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/11/friends-in-90-seconds.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-115677499732170918</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-28T07:35:12.270-07:00</atom:updated><title>David Brent Fires Paris Hilton</title><description>&lt;img style="width: 453px; height: 297px;" src="http://www.paris-hilton.sztunie.pl/paris-hilton.jpg" alt="A-lister Paris Hilton. Very classy." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, not exactly. But &lt;a href="http://www.emmys.org/awards/2006pt/awards/comedy.php"&gt;newly-Emmy-award-winning&lt;/a&gt; Ricky Gervais &lt;a href="http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/paris_mad_at_ricky_entertainment_.htm"&gt;doesn't want her&lt;/a&gt; on his show, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Extras&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="a10bl"&gt; "I guess he's obviously scared of starring alongside an A-lister," Paris Hilton told a California newspaper. Gervais has already had Ben Stiller, Kate Winslet and Samuel "L" Jackson on the show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If she's an A-lister, they need to add some more letters to the alphabet. I say we add on some of those unpronouncable ones from others languages, like the weird ae thing they use in French. It adds class.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like Paeris Hilton. See. Well, that didn't exactly work, but you get the point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/08/david-brent-fires-paris-hilton.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-115643653628842824</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-24T09:22:16.306-07:00</atom:updated><title>The Gray Lady Doesn't Watch Survivor</title><description>So, you've heard all the hoopla about the &lt;a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor13/"&gt;latest version&lt;/a&gt; of Survivor, which will divide the teams along &lt;a href="http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,19833,00.html"&gt;racial lines&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So The Times ran an &lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/24/business/media/24survivor.html?_r=1&amp;ref=television&amp;oref=login"&gt;article&lt;/a&gt; about it too, using that same picture everyone else did--of the Fall 2006 contestants broken in up to four groups: Hispanics on the top left, Blacks on the top right; Whites on the bottom left; and Asians on the bottom right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/uploaded_images/24survivor.600-723855.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/uploaded_images/24survivor.600-718414.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the caption they used was:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/survivor-caption-blooper.jpg" alt="Um, are you sure about that?"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The fall cast would be more diverse than only 25% Caucasian on a CBS show? Quick: name all the minority characters on CBS' primetime lineup (Deacon, Warrick, the new Hispanic chick on Without a Trace). Could it be more obvious that this was a picture of the new cast, accompanying an article about the new cast?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, I know it's not Bill Carter's fault. Editors write captions. But shouldn't editors read articles? Or at least headlines?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And on a side note: Is Mark Burnett crazy? Here is a sampling of his quotes in the article:&lt;br /&gt;"In New York you will find areas like Little Afghanistan."&lt;br /&gt;"Maybe in the year 3010, when we're all coffee-colored, it really will make no difference. But right now, it is what it is."&lt;br /&gt;"[Contestants] are not going to care if you're green or Martian."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Either way, I still won't be watching...</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/08/gray-lady-doesnt-watch-survivor.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-115643487741367276</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2006 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-24T08:54:37.426-07:00</atom:updated><title>Depressing Bus</title><description>This morning, on my way to work, I passed a bus with two ads on the side: one for &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/060822/nytu132.html?.v=70"&gt;Life is Not a Fairy Tale: The Fantasia Barrino&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Story and one for &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/genesimmonsfamilyjewels"&gt;Chaim Witz's Family Jewels&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was very depressing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At least there was a Martin Short ad on the back...</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/08/depressing-bus.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-114831615828129584</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2006 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-22T09:45:31.036-07:00</atom:updated><title>Bush vs. Illegals</title><description>&lt;EMBED SRC="http://theync.net/video/h052006bush.wmv" HEIGHT=300 WIDTH=300&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think they're winning...</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/05/bush-vs-illegals.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-114771502804187649</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 17:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-15T10:43:48.053-07:00</atom:updated><title>Lockbox 2006</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AHM7iyjMAnw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AHM7iyjMAnw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;More self-deprecating humor from our once and past leaders.</description><link>http://www.tvwatchesyou.com/2006/05/lockbox-2006.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Episodez)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21415284.post-114667670462214075</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 17:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-03T13:53:22.466-07:00</atom:updated><title>Bush vs. Bush</title><description>&lt;embed SRC="http://clip.break.com/dnet/media/content/bushimposter52.wmv" WIDTH="400" HEIGHT="320" AUTOPLAY="FALSE" &gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, self-deprecating humor from the President. 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